trade & earn $RETARD · a flat 0.25% Retard Fee · built on the Uniswap Protocol
RetardSwap is a satirical meme DEX built on the Uniswap Protocol. You swap tokens across 20+ networks (Ethereum, Unichain, Base, Arbitrum, Polygon, Solana, and more); every swap pays a flat 0.25% Retard Fee that funds on-chain buybacks, a 30/3/2 referral downline paid in USDC, and Tard Points you earn on every swap.
There is exactly one $RETARD token (hard-capped at 1.0, 18 decimals), so “$RETARD to $1” means a $1 market cap — the only coin where $1 is the bear case. The token isn't tradeable yet — no launch date, no roadmap; until then you earn it through the seasons (Tard Points → airdrop). Not backed by any VC or KOL. Unaudited. Not affiliated with Uniswap Labs. You’re retarded if you use it.
More: Docs · Litepaper · Refer & Earn · llms.txt
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